NOT ON DRUGS

This is good bye since fuCKING YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR. YOU LET ME DOWN TUMBLR

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:45:22 -0400

This is good bye since fuCKING YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR. YOU LET ME DOWN TUMBLR

yourestupidstupid: this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:56:20 -0400

yourestupidstupid:

this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes

butthurtbandboys: zayn is a wallflower he just sits back and observes everyone and listens to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:56:04 -0400

butthurtbandboys:

zayn is a wallflower he just sits back and observes everyone and listens to conversations making sure he doesn’t miss a thing and he remembers the little things about everybody and he can probably remember the first thing each of the boys ever said to him

themisspolly: ♡♡♡

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:55:45 -0400

themisspolly:

♡♡♡

imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:53:28 -0400

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:20:22 -0400

lexuswillow: This is an old family picture. My family does not...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:03:16 -0400

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

familyfriendlyurl: when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:01:39 -0400

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:53:23 -0400

larry-loving: I think the one direction fandom is the only fandom that would rather have their band...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:52:52 -0400

larry-loving:

I think the one direction fandom is the only fandom that would rather have their band sleep than go on another world tour

theauthorman: bogleech: kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisout...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:51:09 -0400

theauthorman:

bogleech:

kingkii:

jackadiddlediddle:

lezbisouthernn:

she looks exactly like her dad!

Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

I hope she ends up with a show someday at least as successful as her father’s.

Some people hated him for some silly reason or another I don’t remember, but he raised so much awareness of wildlife and conservation and left such a void in our popular culture…what the hell do we have now? Hillbilly huntin’ n’ killin’ hour on Animal Planet?

Steve Irwin was a good dude. He did a lot of good for the animal kingdom, and he had a fucking ball doing it.

bakedbutt: sad-teeth: So today Angelina Jolie had double...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:50:25 -0400

bakedbutt:

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists for being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.

????? world ??????

nic0tine-kisses: the-stars-above-shine: Amen i only made this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:48:32 -0400

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

m33wlin: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:36:35 -0400

m33wlin:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:34:33 -0400

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”

tru3l0ve: sorry not sorry.

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:34:08 -0400

tru3l0ve:

sorry not sorry.

ostracizedpoodle: gets down on one knee will you go away

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:31:59 -0400

ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away

bandseverywhere: oh so this is why he was nominated for ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:03 -0400

bandseverywhere:

oh so this is why he was nominated for hottest female

I hate my friends

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:24:16 -0400

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

Cry

rneerkat: shinykonyta: rneerkat: i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:53:32 -0400

rneerkat:

shinykonyta:

rneerkat:

i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)

you are a 19 yr old boy

youre stereotyping me